Total Medals Earned: 128 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,640 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (315/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman with covfefe
press play on the main menu
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (500/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 4/11 (35/325 points)
The uh, safety was off there.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (150/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 4/4 (145/145 points)
SomeApe video game epic!!
yummy aplle yum haha yummy teehee
look away
Medals Earned: 4/19 (95/345 points)
Beat the game
Go through the battlefield
Achieve the highest rank
Beat the game without dying once
Go through the sewers
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dropping rank once